Seven Steps to Happiness – steps 1 – 7

I have a new book out – book 4, hurrah!

It’s called Seven Steps To Happiness – an ironic title – and it concerns itself with many things – technology, adultery, friendship, the odious Jeremy Kyle, Vincent Van Gogh, Uber, vasectomies, meditation bores, the tyranny of our culture of happiness – and also, cheese toasties.

In honour of this, most noble of sandwiches, I bring you a few highlights from my Hall of Fame…